Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na-Keegan
Isn't that sodium funny ??
Why are Iron and Argon the most cowardly elements?Because they always live in FeAr
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." the second one says "I think I'll have an H202" - - and he died.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. - - Brianna
Did you hear how Oxygen and Potassium's date went last night? It went OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon
noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends Argon
Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down. Joseph Mays
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?A: OH SNaP!
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.Lexie
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Q-What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A-CSI -Juan Antunez
Q; Why do chemists like nitrates so much?A; They're cheaper than day rates.-Nicole Doughten
Seriously dude...you're overreacting. Emma chem.2
What did the chemist eat?A 'gram' crackerBailey Staggs 3rd I don't know if this still applies to 2nd semester but worth a shot.
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now-Kaillen Warren
Once I told a chemistry joke... There was no reaction. -Kaitlyn Mayfield
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na
ReplyDelete-Keegan
Isn't that sodium funny ??
DeleteWhy are Iron and Argon the most cowardly elements?
DeleteBecause they always live in FeAr
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." the second one says "I think I'll have an H202" - - and he died.
ReplyDeleteDon't trust atoms, they make up everything. - - Brianna
ReplyDeleteDon't trust atoms, they make up everything. - - Brianna
ReplyDeleteDid you hear how Oxygen and Potassium's date went last night?
ReplyDeleteIt went OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
ReplyDeletemaking bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon
ReplyDeletenoble gas cry?
ReplyDeleteA: Because all his friends Argon
Have you heard the one about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn't put it down. Joseph Mays
ReplyDeleteQ: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
ReplyDeleteA: OH SNaP!
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
ReplyDeleteA: He got Avogadro's number
What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
ReplyDeleteHe was booked for a salt and battery.
Lexie
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
ReplyDeleteWhy do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
ReplyDeleteBecause if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Q-What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
ReplyDeleteA-CSI
-Juan Antunez
Q; Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
ReplyDeleteA; They're cheaper than day rates.
-Nicole Doughten
Seriously dude...you're overreacting. Emma chem.2
ReplyDeleteWhat did the chemist eat?
ReplyDeleteA 'gram' cracker
Bailey Staggs 3rd I don't know if this still applies to 2nd semester but worth a shot.
Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now
ReplyDelete-Kaillen Warren
Once I told a chemistry joke... There was no reaction. -Kaitlyn Mayfield
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